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well i finished my essay (explain how two modernist authors enforce and/ or subvert binary gender roles #lesigh) and now i have none left for this semester apart from an exam but whatevs that's not for like a month and a half so yessssssssssss get in there my son howay the lads gan crackers hew! that's all the geordie phrases i can contextually use at this point but rest assured i am thrilled with myself.
SO
i joined plenty of fish and okcupid because let's face it, the mens are not bashing down my door for a date and also i get bored easily and like picking fights with strangers. i deleted okcupid in a drunken blur and that left plenty of fish which i think was worse. i tried match dot com also but it tried to make me pay so i was like hairflip i'm outie

MY EXPERIENCE ON PLENTY OF FISH

you know, the one who has autism

a recurring trend was people telling me that my profile was weird which i personally don't think is true but there you go i guess that's why i'm single




check out this impeccable logic. he kept messaging me after this asking why i hated men and why was i afraid to love after which i sent him a link to 'i wanna know what love is' and he stopped

this is completely true now yall know my secret

STORY OF MY LIFE

this was one of my personal favourites because he looks like what every man on a dating site should not admit they look like. also because he tried to woo me by saying that he's into electro music which i actually loathe and that he used to have pink and yellow hair which i imagine would make him look like a very sinister mr blobby.




this is the guy above's profile which i find really disturbing like if they make another paranormal activity or whatever this should really be featured because i swear after i read it i didn't feel right for like half an hour it felt like the profile was touching me

this one i have no idea what the heck he is talking about but kudos for the word wizardry colin, you're a boss

and they say that chivalry is dead!





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i still just... no

i also explored the effect of using nice or weird pictures as my profile pictures. as expected, pictures like this:
got a lot more messages than pictures like this:

that does it for another edition of how pathetic my life is. join me next week when i will debate the benefits of something v.s. another thing or whatever i don't know byeeeeeeeee