Monday 11 January 2010

aahhh

i still don't update this ever.
since i am here however, here is point.


i hate the way most men dress now. seriously. not to be mildly sexist, but jeez, get your balls back! v neck cardigans? pointy shoes? trench coats?
what the fuck!
i can say in confidence that one of the reasons it would be cool to be a boy is that they don't have to care what they look like. in fact, it's pretty sexy for a guy to be scruffy and just in jeans and a t shirt. when they start spending longer on their hair than i do, something's wrong. being masculine has become a completely bizarre thing. i see guys with diamond earrings, bleached tips, and sometimes even ugg boots, and i vomit, and more importantly i weep. ugg boots, i ask you. they're hideous enough on girls, but when boys take to them as well that's a clusterfuck of wrong right there. fair play, i may not be the girliest of the girlies, but there's no chance of anyone looking at me and thinking 'she's a dude', so it's alright for me to be saying this i think. i miss the days before male fashion had been transformed into a cash cow by topman. basically, any man who by coincedence reads this, THINK TO YOURSELF: WOULD I WEAR UGG BOOTS??
because that's what the world is coming to. you might actually, one day, be mocked for not wearing them.
and by that time it will be too late.

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