my life

a genius omelette i made. generations of people will come together in the future to worship the memory of this omelette, i am so serious. it was amazing.
















i bought a tiny solar system and decided to put it above my bed. last night saturn fell on me and i shit myself! (not literally)








then today i went to the baltic and i took a picture of the tyne bridge like a tourist which is sad because i live in newcastle







and voila, the highlights of my past two days. you can kind of tell i'm uneployed.