one of the plethora of things i hate is fashion. just pretty much in its entirety. or at least i hate high fashion, with all the wanky designers and ridiculous price tags. i especially hate people who try and be trendy, because you just know if those weird giant legged aladdin trousers weren't in magazines and worn by celebrities that they'd mock the shit out of people for wearing them. if assless chaps come into fashion they'd wear them and think they were hot shit.
so
STOP WEARING UGG BOOTS
STOP WEARING ALADDIN'S TROUSERS
STOP WEARING PRETENDY ALL SAINTS BOOTS
STOP TUCKING YOUR JEANS IN AT THE ANKLE
STOP WEARING BODY WARMERS
STOP WEARING MILITARY GEAR
STOP WEARING CROPPED JACKETS
STOP WEARING ALL OF THIS SHIT
I BEG FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, MAKE ME HAPPY AND LEARN TO FUCKING DRESS YOURSELVES
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This sounds like a rant from 1989. Fashion and music's becoming pretty cyclical isn't it?
ReplyDelete1989 rant? how so?
ReplyDeleteIn retrospect I have absolutely no idea what I was talking about.
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