Monday 10 May 2010

kiuh

oh my god mickey rourke, when did you get so scary!
currently reading trashy gossip sites instead of doing anything useful. also uploading about four hundred million albums. perez hilton seriously seriously looks like jim carrey when he played the grinch. it's unnerving. and also, the two most popular names for babies in the usa are isabella and jacob. as in, the characters from twilight. isn't that rank? twilight makes me not exactly angry, because i don't care enough, but it definitely gives me slight nausea and repulsed feelings.
wow, a film is being made of jack kerouac's 'on the road'. what next, 'the catcher in the rye'? why not just completely screw up a modern classic for the sake of revenue eh? is nothing sacred? can't a book just be a book any more? films usually are shit when they're adapted from books. even harry potter, and harry potter is so awesome to read. the film has kristen stewart in it for christs sakes! she will not stop until she ruins everything! first she sullies joan jett's good name, and now this. i'm fully taking it personally. going to start sending her open tins of mackerel in the post starting tomorrow.
arhhhhh now i have rage.

2 comments:

  1. Did you hear about Kristen Stewart rambling on about how people in our generation don't know about "the Runaways" and music like that? And how women don't take enough strong roles in movies. Even though her biggest film is about her playing a damsel in distress?

    In other words, yes, mail her open tins of mackerel immediately.

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  2. i'm sure kristen stewart knows all about being a strong woman, what with playing a complete doormat in twilight. seriously, ever noticed how when harry potter dumps ginny weasley, she keeps dumbledore's army going and fights evil in her school, and when edward dumps bella she goes nuts and depressed and waits for him to come back? it pisses me off.
    plus, WHAT. i love joan jett and i know pleeeenty of people my age who are way more into music from different eras then modern music. kristen stewart is once again talking from the asshole on her face. and OH MY LIFE she ruined adventureland. i was enjoying it so much but she just brought the whole thing down.

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